Superman to the Rescue!

“Wahoo nar, nar, nar, Wahoo nar, nar, nar, blared from the stereo! “ I wonder what I should do today?” said Sebastian the French assassin. “Rob the bank or steal a Ferrari.” “Well I can’t choose so I’ll go for both.” So off Sebastian went to rob the bank and steal a Ferrari. The city was called Las Vegas!

Sebastian was cruising round in his BMW (his favorite car) when he spotted an ASB bank down the road. “Here we go” he said. So on Sebastian went…………….

“Weeeooo, Weeeooo” the siren on the police car boomed across the city, chasing the BMW in front of them. It was Sebastian obviously, he stole a whopping five million dollars from the bank, but since he was in his favorite car he lost the police in a matter of minutes. “Time to get my Ferrari.” said Sebastian. So off he went to the local sports car dealer………….....

“Vroom, vroom, vroom” went the Ferrari speeding through town but little did Sebastian know the old lady was walking across the road. “Screeeeech” as the Ferrari stopped in an instant…………

A towey was behind him and crashed into Sebastian’s Ferrari. “Stuff you” said Sebastian in an angry voice! “Honk, honk” went the traffic behind them. But Sebastian didn’t know that he had knocked the poor old lady………………

Meanwhile Harold the old ladies husband was in the pub getting a drink with the ladies but he was giving them drinks on the house. He accidentally spent $1000 Dollars on them. “Whoops” said Harold looking at the cheque. “I wonder what my wife is going to say about this”.

But in his mansion ‘superman’ senses some trouble “superman to the rescue” said superman in the bath tub. “But first you need to get changed” said his maid. “Oh yes Sharal” said superman.

“Taxi, taxi” said superman strolling along the footpath. “Take me to the dairy on Johnson Street.” So the taxi driver took him but ‘bam’ there was a crash. He sprinted out to save whoever was in trouble. After he saved the old lady and took her out for dinner.

“Smooch, Smooch” Harold heard and turned around it was the old lady and superman. Meanwhile Sebastian went to jail for the rest of his life because he had already gone to jail 5 times. A week later the old lady had divorced Harold after she found out he spent 1000 dollars on boos and Harold got married with a blond French chick.

Written by Jessie J