Jessie in the Attic

Jessie in the Attic

Long, long ago there was a young girl who was living in an attic at her dad’s house. Her name was Jessie and she thought she was cat women.

Then one day came along Lenny, her best friend. He heard Jessie cry out “Boohoo, boohoo, why do I have to live in an attic with my talking Homer Simpson toy when I could live in in a tree hut with a disco ball.” Lenny thought since I work at BK and get paid $1,000 a week I could buy Jessie a tree hut. So Lenny went and told Jessie…

Jessie lived there for about a week and when Lenny was riding to work he heard Jessie say “Boohoo, boohoo, why do I have to live in a tree hut when I could live in a cloud with a 100inch TV”. So Lenny went and bought a jet so that he could fly her to the cloud and bought her a 100inch T.V. Jessie said ”thanks but could you get me a double bacon cheese burger from BK.” “Sure” said Lenny.

After about three days Lenny was on his way to the Sky Burger restaurant in his jet when he heard Jessie crying out “Boohoo, boohoo, why do I have to be living in a cloud when I could be living with Jessie J in her mansion with servants and Ralph her llama in pajamas. So Lenny got his VIP Pass to get into Jessie J’s house because he is a superstar.

About a month later Jessie was swimming in Jessie J’s pool when she started crying out “Boohoo, boohoo, I wish I lived with Santa in the north pole” but Lenny was doing zumba with Celo Green and heard Jessie complaining he was so angry with her then he put her in hand cuffs and took her back in the attic, with her talking Homer Simpson toy.

The moral is be happy for what you have been given.

Published by Jessie J